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Dear Future Girlfriend,

notestomyfuturegirlfriend:

The sex will be fantastic.

That is all.

Love,

Me

I want a nice body, but then like… food.

theepichumor:

Click here if you’re awkward!

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When your mom fucks up your plans & then wants to talk to you after & you’re like;

sodamnrelatable:

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When I look through my old facebook posts:

whenmomentsblog:

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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

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